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So I went to the Garden of Love

that so many sweet flowers bore

Welcome to the shitshow

Er...maybe that's not quite right. The video is pretty pimpin' tho, but that's neither here nor there nor over the river and through the woods.

Er...I'm doing a shit job of this.

Anyways, welcome to my LiveJournal, home of sheepnamedpig's assorted ficcage for the foreseeable future.

Have at.

Update: Meandered my way over to fyeahmycroftandjohn and have since succumbed to peer pressure and gotten myself a tumblr account. where doing it man. where MAKING THIS HAPPEN

Fic: Mary
A-HA! Proof that I can write fic that isn't inspired by a kink meme prompt!

Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: John/Mycroft (No, seriously. It actually is.)
Rating: FRC/G
Summary: John attends a ball and meets a woman who is much more than who she's pretending to be.
A/N: Lol. I wrote this, sent it for beta, then literally forgot about it for something like a whole year. *mashes face on keyboard*

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Another kink meme fill! What-ho!
Hahaha. Also pimping numberthescars's sexysmexy rec list Numbers Little List of John/Mycroft fic. Go forth and be merry, fellow John/Mycroft fans.

Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: John/Mycroft
Rating: FRAO/NC-17 (Yay! Sex!)
Prompt: John fucks Mycroft so hard and so thoroughly that Mycroft can't sit at all.
A/N: Teehee. Yeah, I filled my own prompt. I do what I want.

John Uses Emoticons and Mycroft is Consumed With Lust

More kink meme fills, yet again, bluh
Le sigh... I need to update more often before I start losing track of the URLs of my own fills. /fail

Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: John, Mycroft Gen
Rating: FRM/R for murder, terrorism, and general villainy
Prompt: John is the real Moriarty and has been playing Sherlock for a chump
A/N: TRIGGER WARNING: minor character death

Very Sincerely

Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: None
Rating: FRT/PG-13
Prompt: Someone kidnaps Sherlock and, after deciding he's too much of a threat, decide to make sure he's permanently out of the way. By giving him a lobotomy.
A/N: Crack. Shameless, irresponsible, juvenile crack.


WTF, John/Mycroft muse, pick up some slack around here, would you? Crack!Muse has been getting antsy.

More Kink meme fills, hurrah!
Christ on a chocolate chip cookie, it's been a freaking dog's age, hasn't it? Anyways.

Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: John, Mycroft pre-slash
Rating: FRT/PG-13
Prompt: I've read John taking a bullet meant for Mycroft, how about Mycroft taking a bullet meant for John
A/N: I actually filled out my hella old outline for this prompt while waiting for the Reichenbach episode to come out. Time well spent.

Kiss it Better

Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: John, Mycroft GEN (omfg i wrote a j/m genfic)
Rating: FRT/PG-16 for violence
Prompt: John takes out the anger stage of his grief on Mycroft and Mycroft takes it as a punishment he believes he deserves.
A/N: TRIGGER WARNING: physical abuse against a major character

London Bridge is Falling Down


Sherlock Kink Meme fills
Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: John/Mycroft
Rating: FRT/PG-13
Prompt: Established Mycroft/John. Just sweet times, give me some love!
A/N: My first de-anon'd fill. Huzzah? Abuse of beard stubbles ahead!


Fandom: Sherlock
Pairing: none
Rating: (I'm tempted to say FRM/R for the horror that is Giga-Pudding but I guess it's)FRC/G
Prompt: Little Sherlock loves his Giga-Pudding! (Sheep: Eurgh.)
A/N: While I have nothing against pudding itself, (in fact I find it quite delicious), this commercial is obviously a human rights violation, and I motion for it to be added onto the Geneva Conventions FORTHWITH!

Something Wiggly This Way Comes

Fic: Ignition
Fandom: Speed Racer
Pairing: Speed/Rex(Racer X)
Rating: FRAO/NC-17
Summary: Rex Racer is burning.
A/N: *facepalm* Incest isn't really my thing, but I saw the movie, read some fics, and wrote this thing in one sitting. IDEK. Maybe one day when I've finally achieved my goal of becoming an all-knowing and all-powerful being, I'll understand why these things happen. 'Till then, well, whatever. But at least it won't be lurking on my hard drive anymore. Geez.

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Upgrading from a twin-sized bed to a queen-sized means that changing the sheets is suddenly twelvety times the chore it used to be. Why do I do these things to myself?

On the upside, I got a new comforter. Down, and the thickest I could find. My mammalian instincts are telling me to curl up under it and hibernate the rest of the winter away. I suspect that this would be a brilliant idea if my reptilian instincts weren't telling me to find a job before May. Curse you, Wall Street, for plunging our economy into recession!

As promised...
A list of just about every John/Mycroft fic that I could get my grubby little hands on. If you've got another one that I've passed over, just leave the link in a comment and I'll get right on that.

Oh, and this list doesn't include canon or 2009 Watson/Mycroft, though I've got a few of those.

Y'know what? Heck with it, I'll just throw those in too, for the sake of completeness.

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